BlewIf you wouldn`t mind, I would like to blew.If you wouldn`t mind, I would like to lose.If you wouldn`t care, I would like to leave.If you wouldn`t mind, I would like to breathe.Is there another reason for your stain?Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?Here is another word that rhymes with shame.You could do anything.(x4 times)------------------- Floyd The BarberBell on a door ring, "Come on in."Floyd observes my hairy chin."Sit down (in the) chair, don`t be afraid."Steaned, hot towel on my face.I was shaved.I was shamed.I was shamed.Barney ties me to the chair.I can`t see I`m really scared.Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip.Beat me, pressed against my lips.I was shaved,I`m ashamed,I was shamed.Isense others in the room.Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume.They take turns to cut me up.I died smothered in Andy`s clutch.I was shamed.I was shaved.I was shamed.--------------------- About A GirlI need an easy friend,I do, with an ear to lend.I do think you fit this shoe,I do but you have a clue.I`ll take advantage while you hang me out to dryBut I can`t see you every night (for) free.I do.I`m standing in your line,I do hope you have the time.I do pick a number to,I do keep a date with you.I`ll take advantage while you hang me out to dryBut I can`t see yoou every night (for) free.I need an easy friendI do with an ear to lendI do think you fit this shoeI do but you have a clue.I`ll take advantage while you hang me out to dryBut I can`t see you every nightNo I can`t see you every nightFor freeI do (x4 times)--------------------- SchoolWouldn`t you believe it it`s just my luck (x4 times)No recess (x3 times)Wouldn`t you believe it it`s just my luck (x4 times)No recess (x3 times)You`re in my school again (x8 times)No recess (x7 times)---------------------- Love BuzzWould you believe me when I tell youYou`re the queen of my heart?Plese don`t deceive me when I hurt youJust ain`t the way it seems.Can you feel my love buzz? (x4 times)Would you believe me when I tell youYou`re the queen of my heart?Please don`t deceive me when I hurt youJust ain`t the way it seems.Can you feel my love buzz? (x4 times)Can you feel my love buzz? (x4 times)----------------------- Paper CutsAt my feeding time she pushes food through the door.I crawl towards the cracks of light sometimes I can`t find my way.Newspapers spread around.Soaking all they can.A cleaning is due again, a good hosing down.The lady whom I feel maternal love forCan not look me in the eyes,But I see hers and they are blueAnd they cock and twist and masterbate.OwI said so (x3 times)Nirvana (x8 times)Black windows of paint I scratch with my nails.I see others just like me, why do they not try to escape?They bring out the older ones. They point at my way.They come with a flash of light, and take my family away.And very later I have learned to acceptSome friends of ridicule.My whole existence is for your amusement,And that is why I`m here with you.OwTo take you with me your right to NirvanaNirvana (x??? times)--------------------- Negative CreepThis is out of our range,This is out of our range,This is out of our range.Oh!This is getting to be,This is getting to be,This is getting to be drone.I`m a negative creep,I`m a negative creep,I`m a negative creepAnd I`m stoned.I`m a negative creepI`m a negative creepI`m a negative crrepMoan.Daddy`s little girl ain`t a girl no more.Yeah!Daddy`s little girl ain`t a girl no more.(Repeat to fade)---------------------- ScoffIn my eyes, I`m not lazy.In my face, It`s not over.In your room, I`m not older.In your eyes, I`m not worth it.Give me back my alchohol (x7 times)Give me back!Heal a million,Kill a million.Peel a million,Feel a million.Heal a million,Kill a million.REPEAT ALL 3 TIMESOh!----------------------- Swap MeetThey had a life-style that is comfortable.They travel far to keep their stomachs full.They make a living off arts and crafts.The kind with sea shells drift wood and burlap.They make a deal when they come to town.The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground.She loves him more than he could ever know.He loves her more than he will ever show.Keeps cigarettes close to his heart.Keeps her photographs close to her heart.(They) keep their bitterness close to their hearts.----------------------- Mr MoustacheFill me in on your new vision,Wake me up with indecision.Help me trust your mighty wisdom,Yes I eat cowI am not proud.Easy in an easy chair.Poop as hard as rock.I don`t like you anyway.Seal it in a box.Show me how you question question,Lead the way to my temptation.Take my hand and give it cleaning,Yes I eat cowI am not proud.----------------------- SiftingAfraid to grade, wouldn`t it be fun?Cross says floss, wouldn`t it be fun?Wet your bed, wouldn`t it be fun?Sun felt numb, wouldn`t it be fun?Your eyes (the) teacher said, your eyes.Preacher said your eyes.Teacher said, teacher said.Don`t have nothing for you.(x3 times)Spell the smell, wouldn`t it be fun?Search for church, wouldn`t it be fun?Wet your bed, wouldn`t it be fun?Cold in coals, wouldn`t it be fun?Your eyes the teacher said, your eyes.Preacher said your eyes.Preacher said, preacher said.Don`t have nothing for you.(x3 times)---------------------- Big CheeseBig cheese, make me.Mine said go of the ice.Big cheese, make meMine said what the hell.Black is blackNo trading backWe were enemies.Sure you are,(But) what am I?We were enemies.Big lies make mine.Mine said go off the ice.Big cheese make meMine said whats the codeBlack is blackNo trading backWe wre enemies.She eats glueHow `bout you?-------------------- DownerPortray sincerityAct out of loyaltyDefend your true countryWish away painHand out lobotomiesTo save little familiesSurrealistic fantasyBland boring plainHold me down in restitutionLiving out your date with fusionIs the whole thing shun in bastard?Don`t feel guiltyMaster writingSomebody said that they`re not much like I am Iknow I canMake up enough of the wordsFor you to go alongI sink then someSlippery pessimist hyprocrite masterConservative communist aprocalyptic bastard.Thank you dear God for putting me on this earthI feel very priveliged in debt for my thirst.Hold me down in restitutionLiving out your date with fusionIs the whole thing shun in bastard?Don`t feel guiltyMaster writingSomebody said that they`re not much like I am I know I canMake up enough of the wordsFor you to go alongI sink then some.----------------------Typed by Kate Drinkhill, England.----------------------Later...Tim,---+----------------------------------------------------------+|Tim Drinkhill | The Ridge College | ---BOARD RIDGED--- || \ \ \ \ \ \ | Marple | THE RIDGE COLLEGE BBS || \ \ \ \ \ \ | Stockport | Tel:+44(0)61 426 0000 || \ \ \ \ \ \ | England | |+----------------------------------------------------------+"I'm looking on the brightside/I wear it like a bruise } Miles Hunt I've never loved Elvis/And I've never sung the blues" } -The Wonder Stuff e-mail: timdrinkhill@theridge.demon.co.uk
